Conehead!

Oscar the bionic dog went to the vet yesterday to get a few of what I call "old man lumps and bumps" surgically removed; no big deal, but he has a few bald patches and stitches, plus the required "elizabethan collar" aka conehead so he doesn't lick any of the sutures. I know all about the anthropomorphization of our pets, but it's quite clear that by whatever definitions one uses,  he's not too impressed.

Awesome.